He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
My dick has a subreddit
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
