Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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