So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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