Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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