are you still at the devil's house?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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