Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
where am i from again
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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