yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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