i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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