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It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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