Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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