Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
sarcasm needs its own font
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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