JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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