I want to stick my p in your. b.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
i believe in u and ur pee
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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