so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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