i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
All the doctor said was why
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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