You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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