brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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