Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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