I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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