dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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