Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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