if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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