I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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