Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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