It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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