i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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