You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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