BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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