It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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