ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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