In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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