Please don't use social media to get back at me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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