Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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