if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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