ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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