i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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