would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Randomize
