Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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