party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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