Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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