and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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