She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I want to fling myself into the sun
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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