Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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