where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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