I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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