I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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