i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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