Swine flu is the new snow day.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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