My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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