Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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