My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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